Pretty much random. Funny text posts, 90's things, SVU, music, movie gifs, celebrity obsessions, inspirational gifs, cute animals, and anything else that catches my fancy
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
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WHAT THE ACTUALLY FUCK I AM SO UNCOMFORTABLE RIGHT NOW
what the actual fuck
This is actually pretty cool
its really sweet though
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am i the only one who finds this really disturbing.
This is actually lovely.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
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the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours
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strangepicturesofmishacollins:
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Okay, that is a strange angle for a picture, but whatever. Can someone please explain what the hell is going on with the poster beside Misha?
It’s perfectly simple. Misha had some artistic fans alter the poster to make Sam and Dean French maids.
Then he borrowed some lipstick and added the smooch to Dean/Jensen’s cheek.
Finally, he realized that the lipstick he borrowed was not coming off and that he never thinks these things through.
Misha Collins for queen.
Dear Yahoo,
If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.
If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.
Regards
Tumblr Users
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
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i just puked because of how funny this was
SHE SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE ALL OF THEM WTF
Okay but really honestly she sounds just like them
i watched this on the bus.
bad idea
the sarah palin part hahahaha
the Shakira one hah priceless!
Will never not reblog.
The only one that wasn’t accurate was Katy. Sounded SO much better than she ever has (and probably will…)
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actually me.
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So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.
He forgot the forty two cents though
