FIRST KISS: We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time…
"What’s your name again?"
my new favorite thing.
Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass
Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve.
did you major in booty math
No, I studied Asstronomy
Mardi Gras parade wobbling. The police are getting in on it too!
Welcome to New Orleans where the Mayor, the police and everyone else does the wobble.
N.O.P.D. > your police department.
This nigga a beast
Ahahaha! I love this
I bet he pulls no black people over
dat boy gettin loose
new orleans all the way. the most always happening lol
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”
8 facts about my body
1. Its a little drunk right now
2. I have a piece of graphite still visible in my left calf from when I got stabbed with a pencil when I was 7
3. I can pop my right shoulder out of socket on command
4. I’m ticklish literally everywhere
5. People tell me I look like Lena Dunham
6. I can’t straighten the pinky on my right hand
7. I barely have pinky toe nails
8. I’m 5’10”
Awesome tattoo artist, Sasha Unisex.
I follow this lovely tattoo artist and she lives in Russia and I so desperately want her to tattoo me. After discovering this, I don’t want any other kind of tattoo except this.